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Some Grocery Stores To Pay Employees To Get Vaccinated

Aldi joined Trader Joe’s and Dollar General this week in announcing plans to pay employees to get the Covid-19 vaccine when it becomes available. What do you think?

“I really don’t think Trader Joe employees need another reason to be so fucking chipper all the time.”

Paula Boutin, Systems Analyst

“It’s nice to see these large companies prioritizing their employees’ liability.”

Cliff Gallagher, Leaflet Folder

“And so the eyes of the nation turn to Kroger.”

Jay LeeSidewalk, Repairman

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