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Paleontologists Say Baby Tyrannosaurs Were As Big As Medium-Sized Dogs

Paleontologists say new fossil evidence suggests Tyrannosaurs, a smaller cousin of the T-Rex, were the “size of a border collie” when hatched. What do you think?

“Their eggs must have been the size of dog eggs, too!”

Curtis Morrison, Temp-To-Hire Technician

“Yeah, but they make up for it by being fucking crazy.”

Lacey Rotzler, Clock Winder

“It’s always wild to think about things being sizes.”

David Lynn, Bird Cage Designer

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