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Hikers Urged To Avoid Appalachian Trail Over Covid Concerns

The Appalachian Trail Conservancy is urging hikers to postpone long-distance treks until after the pandemic, citing the inability to properly socially distance when using the shelters that run along the 2,193-mile trail. What do you think?

“How am I supposed to stay in shape without my daily 2000-mile walk?”

Christopher Burzawa, Systems Analyst

“But a lot of people rely on that trail for their entire personality.”

Natalie Shadden, Sink-Only Plumber

“Mall walking it is.”

Art Nemeth, Mushroom Forager

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