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Doughnut Shop Owned By Shaquille O’Neal Burns Down

An Atlanta Krispy Kreme doughnut shop belonging to Shaquille O’Neal, who also acts as a spokesperson for the franchise, was heavily damaged in a fire Wednesday morning. What do you think?

“You think doughnut insurance is pointless and then something like this happens.”

Silvio Espiritu, Bog Forager

“I’m just saying, Michael Jordan never had a doughnut shop that caught fire.”

Carlos Ventura, Phantom Limb Researcher

“What a tragic way for Shaq to be reminded that he’s their spokesperson.”

Edwina Simon, Pill Splitter

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