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Man Fined For Keeping Sharks In Basement Pool

A New York man was ordered to pay a $5,000 fine for illegal possession with intent to sell seven sandbar sharks discovered in an above-ground pool he kept in his basement. What do you think?

“All I know is that I promised my son a shark for his birthday and I can’t disappoint him again.”

Bri Rutherford • Skywriter

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“Well, you can’t just keep them in your attic seal tank.”

Dominic Hinkle • Whistle Tuner

“I hope they can safely return the pool back to the yard where it belongs.”

Oscar Billings • Systems Analyst

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