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Tinder Introducing Background-Check Feature

Tinder, whose parent company Match Group also owns OKCupid and Hinge, will be introducing an in-app feature later this year that performs background checks on potential dates to flag any violent crimes. What do you think?

“Well, it would be nice for a date to show up without blood under their fingernails.”

Harry Mura • Holiday Creator

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“But are you really opening yourself up to love if you’re not willing to get murdered?”

Jameson Sansing • Systems Analyst

“All great love stories begin with someone passing a background check.”

Jillian Ogwin • Placemat Designer

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