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šŸ”’ ā€˜Over Asking’ portion of Sold Over Asking yard sign real fucking unnecessary

TORONTO – As housing prices continue to skyrocket, many are pointing out that Realtors’ habit of putting the ā€˜Over Asking’ next to their Sold sign is probably not needed at this point.

ā€œEvery single house sells for at least 10-15% more than was asked for, and about 85% more than they’re worth,ā€ said local woman Avneet Kaur. ā€œIt’s like if I, an office worker, bragged every time I sent an email correctly. It’s not that hard.ā€

ā€œCan you imagine how bad a agent you’d have to be to sell a house for under asking right now?ā€

For their part, the Organization of Real Estate Agents acknowledged the practice was a bit redundant but said there wasn’t anything they could do, as none of their manufacturers even make ā€˜sold’ signs without including the ā€˜over asking’ part anymore.

ā€œPlus it’s nice to get a pat on the back every once in a while,ā€ said local agent Renee Talbot. ā€œIt really makes the hard work worth it. And by hard work I mean making hundreds of thousands of dollars in commission just for listing a property on MLS and immediately getting dozens of offers.ā€

In related news the signs around Toronto construction sites that tell people what they are building have also been deemed wasteful, on account of the fact that it’s always a fucking condo.

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