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So-Called ‘Anti-Riot’ Bill Signed Into Florida Law

A new “anti-riot” bill in Florida has been signed into law, enhancing penalties during a protest that authorities can classify as a “riot” in broad terms and offering civil immunity to drivers who hit protesters. What do you think?

“Protesters can be effectively brutalized without this kind of overreach.”

Liz Pratt, Serving-Size Adjuster

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“Man, I wish there was some way to express my anger about this.”

Isaac Hasan, Shirt Sizer

“It’s like I always say: innocent until proven outdoors.”

Terrance Elston, Worm Miner

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