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Top Prospects Of The 2021 NFL Draft

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Trevor Lawrence (Clemson), QB

Trevor Lawrence (Clemson), QB

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Lawrence has been described as a generational talent that could transform a franchise, the kind of praise scrutinizing sports writers reserve for only 5-10 players per draft.

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Zach Wilson (BYU), QB

Zach Wilson (BYU), QB

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An instinctual quarterback who thrives out of the pocket, Wilson could make a real difference for an NFL squad after he gets back from his Latter-Day Saints mission trip in 2023.

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Penei Sewell (Oregon), OT

Penei Sewell (Oregon), OT

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After opting out last season, Sewell will have his work cut out for him remembering how to buckle his helmet and push people.

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Kyle Pitts (Florida), TE

Kyle Pitts (Florida), TE

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This 6-foot-6 pass catcher with giant hands would be a great asset to any quarterback who needs that kind of pathetic crutch to excel.

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Justin Fields (Ohio State), QB

Justin Fields (Ohio State), QB

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A high-quality passer who can also beat you with his feet, Fields is a direct comp to Deshaun Watson in every way except that one big one.

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Ja’Marr Chase (LSU), WR

Ja’Marr Chase (LSU), WR

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A physically dominant receiver with long arms and great speed, Chase’s only flaw is his inability to create separation due to a crippling fear of dying alone.

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DeVonta Smith (Alabama), WR

DeVonta Smith (Alabama), WR

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The Heisman Trophy winner, All-American and national champion has been sliding down draft boards in recent weeks because all these motherfuckers have no idea what they’re talking about.

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Jaylen Waddle (Alabama), WR

Jaylen Waddle (Alabama), WR

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An undersized receiver who overcomes that weakness with his speed and after-catch evasiveness, Waddle is an inspiration to men who are 5-foot-8 but claim they are 5-foot-10 everywhere.

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Micah Parsons (Penn State), LB

Micah Parsons (Penn State), LB

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Parsons has the hyper-competitive drive that makes him a top defensive prospect in the NFL and a walking nightmare everywhere else.

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Trey Lance (North Dakota State), QB

Trey Lance (North Dakota State), QB

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Considered a raw talent with potential, Lance could be a major success in the NFL if he falls past all the bad teams in a position to draft him.

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Rashawn Slater (Northwestern), OT

Rashawn Slater (Northwestern), OT

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An explosive athlete with good size and great technique, what else can we say about Slater that hasn’t already been said about every other offensive tackle picked in the first round?

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Patrick Surtain II (Alabama), CB

Patrick Surtain II (Alabama), CB

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For the Miami Dolphins, drafting the son of their own former player would not only be a heartwarming story, it would also save them thousands of dollars on reprinting jerseys.

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Mac Jones (Alabama), QB

Mac Jones (Alabama), QB

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Poor overvalued bastard never stood a chance. Top 15 talent is a cruel joke. His slaughter will be gruesome. Shame on you Kiper, there is blood on your hands!

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Jaycee Horn (South Carolina), CB

Jaycee Horn (South Carolina), CB

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Horn’s masterful knowledge of Julius Caesar’s Gallic Campaign will help him adjust to the strategic challenges of the NFL.

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Jaelan Phillips (Miami), EDGE

Jaelan Phillips (Miami), EDGE

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His history of concussions, being hit by a car, and early retirement makes him the most NFL-ready prospect in the draft.

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Kwity Paye (Michigan), DL

Kwity Paye (Michigan), DL

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Reads screens and misdirections but does not react, preferring to keep his emotions in check and not let the offense know that they’ve affected his feelings.

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