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Bill And Melinda Gates Announce Divorce

Bill and Melinda Gates have announced they are splitting up after 27 years of marriage, a decision that is likely to have wide ranging effects on the worlds of philanthropy, healthcare, and business. What do you think?

“This is the exact reason I decided against running a trillion-dollar business with my spouse.”

Brock Peabody, Unemployed

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“Hopefully, their friendship can be sustained by their shared hatred of malaria.”

Sarah Cooley, Movie Extra Stand-In

“I wonder who’ll get custody of the economy.”

Desmond Wyman, Bolo Tie Enthusiast

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