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Simone Biles Lands Historic Vault

Five-time Olympic medalist Simone Biles landed a Yurchenko double pike, a challenging vault never before accomplished by a female gymnast in competition. What do you think?

“That doesn’t change the fact she hasn’t won anything at the Olympics since 2016.”

Esmé Ayres, Stay-At-Home Sibling

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“I feel bad for all the poor souls before her who never came back down.”

Aaron Danson, Systems Analyst

“I didn’t realize gymnasts competed outside of the Olympics.”

Cole Vickers, Lunch Boxer

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