The Onion Looks Back At Donald Rumsfeld And The Power Of Following Your Dreams
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Rumsfeld Hosts No-Holds-Barred Martial Arts Tournament At Remote Island Fortress
Rumsfeld Hosts No-Holds-Barred Martial Arts Tournament At Remote Island Fortress
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Giant Girl Forces Playthings Cheney And Rumsfeld To Wed
Giant Girl Forces Playthings Cheney And Rumsfeld To Wed
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Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife’s Vagina
Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife’s Vagina
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Rumsfeld Sick Of Jokes About His Fat Girlfriend
Rumsfeld Sick Of Jokes About His Fat Girlfriend
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Secretary Of Defense Humiliated As U.S. Credit Card Rejected
Secretary Of Defense Humiliated As U.S. Credit Card Rejected
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Rumsfeld: Iraqis Now Capable Of Conducting War Without U.S. Assistance
Rumsfeld: Iraqis Now Capable Of Conducting War Without U.S. Assistance
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Rumsfeld Equally Proud Of All His Wars
Rumsfeld Equally Proud Of All His Wars
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Rumsfeld Makes Jerk-Off Motions As Powell Speaks At Cabinet Meeting
Rumsfeld Makes Jerk-Off Motions As Powell Speaks At Cabinet Meeting
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New Rumsfeld Scholarship Awarded To Student Who Demonstrates Potential To Ignore Geopolitical Consequences Of Armed Invasion
New Rumsfeld Scholarship Awarded To Student Who Demonstrates Potential To Ignore Geopolitical Consequences Of Armed Invasion
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Rumsfeld Looking Forward To Secretary’s Day
Rumsfeld Looking Forward To Secretary’s Day
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