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The Onion Looks Back At Donald Rumsfeld And The Power Of Following Your Dreams

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Rumsfeld Hosts No-Holds-Barred Martial Arts Tournament At Remote Island Fortress

Rumsfeld Hosts No-Holds-Barred Martial Arts Tournament At Remote Island Fortress

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Giant Girl Forces Playthings Cheney And Rumsfeld To Wed

Giant Girl Forces Playthings Cheney And Rumsfeld To Wed

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Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife’s Vagina

Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife’s Vagina

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Rumsfeld Sick Of Jokes About His Fat Girlfriend

Rumsfeld Sick Of Jokes About His Fat Girlfriend

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Secretary Of Defense Humiliated As U.S. Credit Card Rejected

Secretary Of Defense Humiliated As U.S. Credit Card Rejected

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Rumsfeld: Iraqis Now Capable Of Conducting War Without U.S. Assistance

Rumsfeld: Iraqis Now Capable Of Conducting War Without U.S. Assistance

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Rumsfeld Equally Proud Of All His Wars

Rumsfeld Equally Proud Of All His Wars

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Rumsfeld Makes Jerk-Off Motions As Powell Speaks At Cabinet Meeting

Rumsfeld Makes Jerk-Off Motions As Powell Speaks At Cabinet Meeting

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New Rumsfeld Scholarship Awarded To Student Who Demonstrates Potential To Ignore Geopolitical Consequences Of Armed Invasion

New Rumsfeld Scholarship Awarded To Student Who Demonstrates Potential To Ignore Geopolitical Consequences Of Armed Invasion

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Rumsfeld Looking Forward To Secretary’s Day

Rumsfeld Looking Forward To Secretary’s Day

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