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NASA: Moon ‘Wobble’ To Cause Coastal Flooding Surge By 2030s

NASA warns that a “wobble” in the moon’s orbit, which happens every 18.6 years, will combine with rising sea levels to bring dramatic increases in high-tide coastal floods across the U.S. in the 2030s. What do you think?

“I’m so sick of the moon jerking us around!”

Tanner Sanchez, Barbecue Critic

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“See? We let the moon control the tides, and now it’s back for more.”

Waldo Kelman, Systems Analyst

“Hopefully, the infrastructure bill contains a few trillion for orbital repairs.”

Joanna Hughes, Cloud Chaser

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