Man Getting Evicted Wishes There Were Some Way He Could Go Out And Exchange His Labor For Money To Pay Rent
Man Getting Evicted Wishes There Were Some Way He Could Go Out And Exchange His Labor For Money To Pay Rent
MARTON TOWNSHIP, TX,—Ryan Flowers has a problem: he’s getting evicted. His evil landlord has asked him to vacate the premises, since he hasn’t taken care of one tiny detail in over a year: “paying rent.”
“If only there were some way I could go out and exchange my labor or services for money I could use to pay rent,” he said sadly as he sat on a bench in the city, right in front of a giant “HELP WANTED” sign. He sighed and shuffled his feet.
“Alas. No such system of voluntary exchange of labor and services for money exists, so I have no choice but to be evicted.”
“Sad! Not good!”
He then joined a group of protesters marching through the town demanding an eviction moratorium. The group marched past no fewer than 27 “Help Wanted” signs on their way to city hall.
UPDATE: the CDC has passed an eviction moratorium, so he’s in the clear. Phew!
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