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O’Toole confirms his position on abortion has not changed since he’s taken all positions

TORONTO – Conservative Party Leader Erin O’Toole has pushed back against claims that he he keeps changing his position on abortion by claiming that his position is “all of them.”

“Unrestricted access to abortions is both a right and murder, which should be stopped and at the same time, embraced,” retorted O’Toole at a scheduled campaign stop. “What’s so hard to understand about that?” 

O’Toole explained that health care workers who morally object to abortion should be compelled to perform procedures. They should then call the police on such contemptuous women.

O’Toole reaffirmed his pro-life stance by running hardline candidates like Leslyn Lewis, while also boldly stating he is pro-choice to the media earlier this week.

“I firmly dismiss abortion as a Liberal wedge issue too,” added O’Toole.” What more do you people want from me?!”

At press time, O’Toole was clarifying that there should be a price on carbon, unless someone disagrees with it.

Beaverton

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