GATINEAU, QC – Conservative Party Leader Erin O’Toole has offered to personally babysit every Canadian child instead of funding new childcare spaces.
“If elected as your prime minister, I will come over at any time and look after the future of Canada,” announced O’Toole at last night’s debate. “As a father, I am fully qualified to watch over millions of kids while you’re at work or you’re out for a date night. One hour of TV and an 8 o’clock bedtime is my guarantee.”
The Conservative Party leader has vowed to reverse the Liberal Party’s plan for universal $10/day daycare and, instead, substitute their leader’s professional babysitting services just in case you need it.
“As a former 4-year-old, I know what it’s like to have quality child care,” said O’Toole.
O’Toole said his plan is affordable for all Canadians which will only cost $4/hour ($5/hour after 10 PM) and three popsicles in the freezer.
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