Kamala Harris Hoping Her Unlikability Will Distract From Her Terrible Job Fixing The Border

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Modern American politics can be difficult. But Vice President Kamala Harris may have found a way to get around all that: Being so unlikeable that no one will notice she never got around to fixing the border President Biden placed her in charge of.

Surveys asking the average American if they like Kamala Harris have found answers ranging from “Yikes” to “this ain’t it, chief” to uncontrollable vomiting.

But there’s an upside to this for the VP. By being such a bad person and not actually doing anything, the Vice President has not given any ammo to her critics except the fact that she’s “just the worst”. And without being able to name her terrible policies, her critics end up just looking like woman-hating racists.

“She was a genius pick for VP,” said political consultant David Axelrod. “When Joe Biden chose her as his running mate, her unlikability was so all-consuming that mounting a logical offense was near impossible. Like someone asking you to name 3 songs from your favorite band, when asked to name what Kamala has done wrong, most people’s nervous systems become so overwhelmed with rage, well, they just can’t do it.”

As the border crisis escalates, sources close to VP Harris report that she plans to rise to the occasion by being more unlikeable than ever.