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Netflix has seen the writing on the wall. With subscribers leaving in droves, they’re announcing some new shows they’re hoping will entice you to subscribe to their service again!
Here are 9 epic shows they’re really hoping will bring you back:
1) Cuties 2: Netflix’s signature classic is back in this much-anticipated sequel!
2) Gilmore Boys: Want to follow the misadventures of Rory and Lorelai but can’t accept that you’re a woman in a man’s body? Check out Roark and Lorne as they recreate every episode of the hit show Gilmore Girls but as trans men.
3) Queer Eye Goes To Junior High: Just like Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, except set in junior high! Wholesome.
4) All-female reboot of Firefly: If there’s one fault the otherwise perfect original Firefly had, it was too many toxically masculine characters. This reboot fixes all that!
5) Even Stranger Things: Netflix CEO Brian Netflix has acknowledged that Stranger Things really put their original programming on the map. So, uh, here’s some more!
6) The Drag Queen’s Gambit: A down-on-their-luck drag queen breaks glass ceilings in tournament checkers. Yaass QUEEN!
7) Ryan Reynolds and The Rock Team Up to Blow More Things Up: But this time, it’s personal.
8) Breaking Boy: Creator Vince Gilligan presents a coming of age story of a young boy breaking into the human trafficking business. Perfect for Netflix’s core audience.
9) CNN+: The hours of unseen programming will find a new life on Netflix! Get ready for Jake Tapper’s Book Club: Season 2!
Which one is most likely to lure you back to Netflix?
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