We Asked 3 Christian Men What They Want In A Spouse – Here Are The Top Responses

By admin On Jul 1, 2022

Are you a woman? Are you in desperate need of a man you can make sandwiches for? We surveyed 3 Christian men sitting around the break room and compiled the common answers to come up with a definitive list of female qualities men crave.

Here are some things Christian men are looking for in a mate:

Exists: If you are a woman and reading this then you’re practically all set.
Has a uterus: For all the strapping young boys you’ll have.
Knows where she wants to eat: And it’s always a Christian restaurant like Chick-fil-A or In-n-Out.
Is a best friend and can stay up late talking about hopes and dreams and deepest fears: Wait – how did that get in here?
Has a Proverbs 31 tramp stamp: Love at first sight.
Keeps silent in the church, making sure to ask you what the sermon was about at home: As is proper.
Is a five-star chef: Or at least a former Subway sandwich artist.
Is smart, but not so smart that she realizes she can do better: Just smart enough to talk about Lord of the Rings and the Bible.
Can knit you stockings for the harsh winter: And maybe she can crochet some cool video game characters for you.
Doesn’t obsess about Boaz: We can’t all be perfect!
Just anyone who will be nice to me and make me nachos sometimes: So alone.