Cars are incredible contraptions. But what do all the funny lights on the dashboard mean? Ladies, this handy guide is for you!
Behold! A detailed explanation of each dashboard light:
This means nothing. You can drive your car indefinitely. Nothing bad will happen.
Not sure why car makers keep putting this one in.
ALERT: SHOE SALE AT BLOOMINGDALE’S!
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
A genie has granted your car a wish!
Congratulations! Maybe now you can afford gas.
It’s time to remove your IUD.
A little personal but okay.
This is an ancient Egyptian hieroglyph that means “merge now without using your blinker”
What are you waiting for? DO IT NOW!
You left the stove on.
What a handy reminder!
Buckle up your armless baby.
Otherwise, it might wiggle away like a worm.
You have great abs. You go, girl!
Only in high-end vehicles like a Lamborghini.
Your car has COVID-19.
Why weren’t you wearing a mask, Cheryl?
Car has been placed in “Put On Makeup” mode.
Not that you need it. Women are fantastic multi-taskers.
There’s a giant padlock on the back of your car.
How did that get there?
This is the robot that assembled your car. His name is BETA3885.
Awwwww, so CUTE!
DO A BARREL ROLL!
Great going! You reminded me of your father back there!
There will be a blood moon tonight
The end times are upon us. REPENT!
A snake is coming out of your iPod!
How does the car know…?
HAIR EMERGENCY! Grab a brush!
Please pull over the car immediately.
Bumper lanes ahead. You may remove your hands from the wheel.
So relaxing.
Wow, you screwed up big time.
Looks like you’re becoming just like your mother after all. Sad.
FBI agents Scoulder and Mully hold a press conference where they reveal the incriminating evidence found in Trump’s safe. This raid was definitely justified.
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