10 Socialist Arguments That DESTROY Capitalism FOR GOOD

By admin On Sep 2, 2022

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Here are just a few amazing arguments for socialism that DESTROY capitalism:

Sharing is good: Why do you hate sharing?
Socialism was proven to work in the historical documentary, Star Trek: Capitalism failed the Romulan Empire.
You might meet your soulmate in a bread line: Love wins! Why do you hate love?
All the bad examples of socialism aren’t socialism, while all the good examples of socialism don’t exist yet: But we have at least three solid examples of capitalism not working. Remember that time Frank bought that huge TV and then it was stolen? SMH
Norway?: It’s a country.
Jesus was literally a socialist probably: We skimmed the Bible so it checks out.
Under Socialism, everyone will get three houses like Bernie Sanders: This is not a bribe. 😉
After you work the land, you don’t have to worry about where to store the crops since you give it all to the state: Hey, that’s handy!
Eating crickets leads to weight loss — you’re gonna’ look amazing!: No calorie restrictions!
Justin Trudeau is so dreamy: Me-OW! Right, ladies?

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