Report: It’s Not Even Thanksgiving And Liz Cheney Is Already Putting Up Her January 6th Decorations

By admin On Nov 3, 2022

WILSON, WY — According to reports from residents living near Liz Cheney’s Wyoming home, the lame-duck representative for the state’s at-large congressional district is really feeling the spirit of the holidays. Although Thanksgiving is weeks away, Cheney is already putting up her January 6th decorations.

Sources say her lighthearted obsession over the January holiday may have gone a little too far.

“She’s adorned her lovely home with gaudy January 6th memorabilia,” said one neighbor who refuses to decorate outside of a holiday’s 24-hour window. “We tolerated the Trump dolls hanging by a noose by the chimney, and re-runs of the televised committee hearings projected onto her garage. It got weird when she started hanging confederate and nazi flags from the eves of her home; she may not have thought that part all the way through.”

After driving past her home, this reporter confirmed that Cheney really loves the January 6th holiday. On full display in her front window sat a commemorative lectern encircled by red candles.

The tear gas fog machine topped off the spectacular display.

At publishing time, the representative who lost renomination in Wyoming’s Republican primary with only 29% of the vote was seen in a heated verbal argument with a cardboard cutout of Buffalo Guy.

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