Bedroom, Ontario – While blowing off some steam after a long day at work, Michelle Trudy opened the small pouch next to her bed and turned her vibrator to her favourite setting, “Elon Musk Getting Destroyed On Twitter.”
“It just never fails to get me so excited,” stated Trudy, reportedly feeling completely fulfilled and relaxed. “And unlike the other settings, this one literally never ends. No recharging or new batteries required! Just an endless stream of male ego-driven embarrassment every day, all day, whenever you want it.”
Women all over the planet have begun to shift to using vibrators with this setting, as it not only has an endless supply of pleasure, but is enjoyable and inclusive of everyone.
“It’s like an orgy that never ends,” explains Sue Yung, another positive reviewer of the product. “Because it is so easy to embarrass him literally everyone is doing it, so in a way we’re all just enjoying this massive, online, bacchanalia of endless pleasure in seeing a deeply unqualified rich person finally be seen for what he is…. excuse me… I think I’m about to-”
But no one is more excited about this new vibrator feature than the visionary Elon Musk himself, who tweeted, “With this vibrator, I am finally able to achieve my deepest wish of genuinely pleasing a woman… indirectly. I would have easily paid 88 billion had I known I could finally do it!”
The company responsible for the setting is currently working on a few new orgasmic settings including, “Ben Shapiro failing to understand sex” and “Adam Driver making Star Wars work.”
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