Things People Hate The Most About Disney Adults

They think a $25 pass and some mouse ears give them the right to cut in line at the grocery store, and they often get away with it.

It’s much harder to get a word in about your Lego hobby when they’re around.

Every picture of them in mouse ears serves as a painful reminder of the most difficult time in your life.

Good thing Star Wars fans would never fall for something like this.

People are sick of seeing Disney adults rove around neighborhoods in groups, threatening anyone who talks shit about Donald Duck.

Entering a violent fit of rage at the mention of a Universal Studios film is another reason they’re a pain to hang out with.

Diehard Disney fans jumping from the top of Cinderella Castle gives off major cult vibes.

Saying “It makes everywhere feel like Disney World!” doesn’t justify kidnapping.

Disney adults have been known to take cosplay too far when, in order to feel more like a Disney prince or princess, they orphan themselves by killing both their parents.

Oh, cool. Another five PTO days spent going to Disney World. And another picture pretending to lift the Epcot ball. Nice.

You should at least make some aspect of your fandom enjoyable for the rest of us.

Casual antisemites are fine, but once you make it your whole identity, you become insufferable.

It’s highly inconsiderate to one’s non-insane coworkers.

At puberty, every Disney adult must undergo the insane induction process of using molten iron to permanently sear mouse ears onto their skin.

Everybody gets their turn.

Tread carefully if you find yourself near a group of Disney adults around Halloween, or else you might find yourself implicated in their intricate 12-person Finding Nemo costume.

Assholes.

Thanks a lot, weirdos.