Biggest Things People Hate About ‘Wife Guys’

Now, all of a sudden, it’s some kind of problem if you don’t love your wife?

A good hat can be just as fulfilling as a loving partner.

Unrelated to their marriages, most wife guys have participated in unspeakable war crimes that should rightfully see them tried in the Hague.

You just got this awesome new drone, and he doesn’t even freaking want to see all the tricks you’ve learned.

Sneaking around requires determination and effort. A little Instagram shout-out for the side piece wouldn’t kill anyone.

Bet you haven’t even heard of them.

Stop flashing that paper, dude.

Which, let’s be honest, is pretty cringe.

How about you spend a little more time with the wife you put on a social media pedestal and less time in the dusty barrel?

Seems like it’s just a matter of time until you hear this about any given wife guy.

She died in a tragic car accident five years ago. What are you trying to prove?

It’s hard to like a wife guy when you realize that O.J. Simpson was one of them for a while there.

It’s so frustrating that you can’t make an alopecia joke about someone’s wife without the wife guy assaulting you on live TV.

The only way to view a wife guy is through a high-powered microscope, making things unnecessarily difficult.

That’s what a baby is for.

Don’t you dare claim to love your wife unless your life is 100% perfect.

Everyone knows you’re supposed to hate your wife and stay together out of pure spite until the day you die.

If you thought being a wife guy was bad, wait until you see what happens when their wife leaves them and they’re consumed by a midlife crisis.