Signs Your Roommate Actually Hates You

​You’re not supposed to be reentering your apartment every evening by smashing the kitchen window.

Eating all your new pairs of jeans without asking shows they don’t respect your boundaries.

Between this and placing burning sticks of dynamite between your teeth while you sleep, you can be assured that your roommate’s got it out for you.

Accidents happen, but doing this every day for the past three years starts to seem like a pattern.

No one wants to wake up to “Dishes Can’t Wash Themselves” scrawled on their forehead.

And you leave them in the sink for them all the time.

It’s hard not to take that one personally.

If your roommate had an issue with the crime you allegedly committed, it would have been best if they had just communicated it to you beforehand.

You’ll be passive-aggressively hearing about all your faults and flaws quite often.

If they don’t want to participate, that’s fine, but they don’t have to get all pissy about it.

A decent roommate would’ve had the courtesy to throw your name in there.

Where are you supposed to keep your furnace?

This is a telltale sign of dislike from your roommate, especially because they’re super allergic to peanuts.

If your roommate has gone to the trouble of searching for a job, applying for it, interviewing for it, and ultimately accepting it, then they must really want to avoid you at all costs.

Looks like they just can’t handle your bad laundry habits anymore.

Passive-aggressively refusing to clean up explosives is a clear sign they’re upset with you.

You’ve said you’re sorry, so this seems like more of a personal issue.

The only logical reason they’d leave is that they despise you.