Every Lie George Santos Has Told About His Life Thus Far

Recent reporting has shown Santos’ connection to the Holocaust to be overblown, particularly in this case.

Santos maintained it was his telekinetic abilities and not the heroism of passengers that prevented the hijacked plane from reaching Washington on 9/11. ​

Granted, that lie’s pretty standard.

Eyewitness reports indicate that he ate shit multiple times, even on the green slopes.

Numerous sources have confirmed he bowled a 67 and threw up on the Jurassic Park arcade game.

While some districts relegate electoral responsibilities to hot-dog-eating competitions, none are on Long Island.

Like all of Santos’ pledges as head of HBO Max, this turned out to be a lie.

The Washington Post published a stunning expose that revealed Santos has never mastered the A7sus4 chord.

The timeline seems a little off.

It’s clear now that the squiggle on his forehead was just some Sharpie marker.

Santos always orders it then pretends he has no idea why the waitress has returned with a basket of rolls.

Yet another lie about his ethnicity.

George Santos wasn’t even born when fellow Catholic JFK was assassinated.

While the identity of Daft Punk was a mystery for most of their career, the simple fact that there were two members of the group means George Santos could not possibly be this musical duo.

Fact-checkers have repeatedly confirmed that Santos can only jump a few inches off the ground.

When asked to elaborate, he just reiterated, “Home Alone. The movie. It happened to me.”

Yeah, right.

If you buy it at this stage, that’s on you.