Things People Hate The Most About Nepotism Babies

Gross.

Why can’t the entertainment industry hire based on merit alone like they do in business, higher education, law, and every other field?

The average American doesn’t get to argue with someone famous even once in their lives, let alone on a routine basis.

Lucky!

Great, now these babies are forcing us to learn about all the Days Of Our Lives episodes their parents starred in too.

Poverty isn’t just a crushing force that destroys your physical and mental health; it also teaches you lessons or something.

There are certain things only Liza Minnelli can pull off.

The macabre appearance of two celebrities fused together can be hard to get past.

Sometimes you’re just born into a family where both your parents are lawyers.

It seems that nepotism babies forget that you can also get a job just by being extremely attractive.

Sure, you’re 36 and a white woman, but you know why you really had no shot over Jaden Smith.

Also, bad conversationalists.

Cool, Maya, cool.

This instant popularity is unfair to all the regular people who have spent years trying to get their amateur porn noticed.

God, with a gorgeous, flawless face like that, how can you not want to kis—I mean, kick them.

The king won’t even look us peasants in the eye when he throws the leftover slop the pigs didn’t want into our dungeon cells.

Gum health is important for all, but only those with existing connections have the opportunity to end bleeding from routine brushing.

If you’re going to have them on the show, at least make it seem organic.