Biggest Misconceptions People Have About Polyamory

Unfortunately, they just get HPV like everyone else.

A polyamorous relationship is a fuckpile with deeper emotional commitments.​

No amount of wanting to date your coworker is gonna make this happen, bud.

Although there are rules and sometimes complex dynamics, people in poly relationships rarely get their limbs inseparably entangled.

We’re not sure how many more times this has to be disproven before people start accepting that it is impossible.

Most polyamorous people easily keep track using a spreadsheet where they rank partners by genital size.

The genitals of the deceased always go to the primary partner.

This only applies if you are traveling over 1,000 miles yearly to seek out other sexual partners.

Most find it impossible to even find one.

Turns out it’s technically illegal to transfer several billion dollars of your customers’ deposits to your failing investment fund.

Plenty of modern-day polyamorists use digital security systems to thwart anyone hoping to get a glimpse of an open relationship in action.

Polyamory hasn’t had an official sponsor in over 20 years, and its last sponsor was Jack Link’s beef jerky.

Most only have sex the standard 12 times a day.

Poly relationships aren’t hierarchical just because they must have an alpha, four betas, 12 drones, and 27 sub-drones.

A common, but false, misunderstanding.

There’s simply no hard evidence indicating that’s what happened.

This offer is only available to the best-looking polyamorous people.

All relationships are sheer misery.