Jesus' Coming Back

Doomsday Clock Moves 10 Seconds Closer To Midnight

The Doomsday Clock has been moved forward to 90 seconds to midnight, the closest the metaphorical clock has ever been to signaling imminent human-caused catastrophe. What do you think?

“So there’s still time to make things even worse?”

Wendell Ritz, Unemployed

“It’s times like these I’m glad I don’t believe in clocks.”

Mischa Gayler, Rebrander

“This is blatant anti-catastrophe propaganda.”

Felipe Abel, Conversation Monitor

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