Things To Never Google After You Commit A Crime

Not going to work as an expression of remorse, if that’s what you’re thinking.

Should’ve done that research before you started stabbing.

Even though murder certainly works up an appetite, you may just be better off walking up the street and seeing if there’s food instead of googling.

What are you running from? The law?

With the thrill of a murder still racing through your bones, it’s certainly tempting to ask this.

Now is not the time to relive one of the most seminal moments in live television history!

Each jail has their own little quirks about fashion that you can’t really understand until you get there.

Although it’s smart to try and cover your trail as you search for an attorney, authorities will see through this effort.

You’ll get better results if you just take the extra second to type out “United States.”

Even though it’s irrelevant to the crime, it’s pretty embarrassing you don’t know how to cook an egg.

You should be able to make up your own mind about some things.

Not an admission of guilt, but it’ll look real bad when the jury finds out what you did the night before.

Sorry, eBay isn’t gonna let you auction off your bloody cleaver.

This is just embarrassing on so many different levels.

Just because you’re a Gemini doesn’t mean you’re Jeffrey Dahmer.

A less specific search will yield more options.

You seem to be way too relaxed for someone who’s about to get busted.

Only google this if you’re actually prepared to accept that in this situation, you might be the a-hole.