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Study Shows Humans Still Have Genes To Grow Full Coat Of Body Hair

A new study shows that humans have the genes for a full coat of body hair that evolution has rendered inactive, a discovery that may someday be used to treat millions of balding Americans. What do you think?

“I’d look so incredible fully blonde.”

Emerret Martin, Tire Kicker

“Naked skin had plenty of time to make its case.”

Marisela Khan, Systems Analyst

“Hopefully it doesn’t switch back on before my big date tonight.”

Shayne Benveniste, Umbrella Repairman

The Onion

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