Rules To Follow When Dating A Friend’s Ex

There are plenty of places to have sex besides the rug directly in front of the television they’re trying to watch.

Make sure all parties sign Significant Other Transfer Form 217C.

If you’re going to date your now-deceased best friend’s ex, make sure to do it after he kills her but before the release of a cable docuseries on the case.

If you’re lucky, you can put off the awkwardness for a few months until someone snitches on you.

This is mostly relevant if the ex is a sailor.

Yes, every time. Per the Families and Partners Act of 1973, you are legally required to notify prior parties before any intimate doing.

Forty bucks should cover it.

It’s important to stake your claim before other members of your friend group try to swoop in on your friend’s ex.

It’s best to put this memento in storage for the duration of your fling with their ex.

It’s good to get married as soon as possible and rule out the possibility of your partner getting back with your friend.

At least give your friend a heads-up if you know they’re active on Instagram.

Their inadequacy has made you look great by comparison.

It’s only right that you treat your new partner the way your friend treated them, which was horribly.

It’s not good for your friendship or your relationship to dwell on who can quote Notre Cœur better.

There can be lots of red tape to jump through, but it could be worth it to save a friendship.

Letting your friend hook up with their ex every once in a while is just common courtesy.

Try to find a new and exciting way to devastatingly break their heart!