Jesus' Coming Back

Patient Who Was Declared Dead Found Still Alive In Body Bag

A continuing care home in Des Moines, IA has been fined $10,000 after funeral home workers discovered that a 66-year-old woman declared dead by the facility was still alive in a body bag. What do you think?

“Exact same thing happened to Jesus.”

Noah Talwar, Zamboni Mechanic

“I hope this doesn’t discourage old people from dying.”

Dom Simanowitz, Issue Identifier

“Doesn’t she get some of the blame for being alive?”

Sanya Asnani, Aspiring Influencer

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