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What To Say To Someone Who Is A Fan Of Andrew Tate

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Andrew Tate, a far-right influencer, was recently arrested in Romania on suspicion of human trafficking and rape. If someone you know is a fan of Andrew Tate, here’s what you should say.

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“He’s one of my favorite human traffickers out there today.”

“He’s one of my favorite human traffickers out there today.”

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Next to Ghislaine Maxwell and the late Jeffrey Epstein, you have to agree that Tate has become the most beloved figure in the human trafficking game.

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“He sure is technically not a convicted rapist.”

“He sure is technically not a convicted rapist.”

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It’s always important to find common ground.

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“Feminism.”

“Feminism.”

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Most Andrew Tate fans are programmed to explode upon hearing this word.

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“Objection, your honor, leading.”

“Objection, your honor, leading.”

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Consistently extending Andrew Tate’s pretrial for a human trafficking case is classless fan behavior.

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“I’m a Scientologist.”

“I’m a Scientologist.”

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They’ll be more comfortable around you if they know you’re also a sucker.

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“Who do you think will win the Stanley Cup this year?”

“Who do you think will win the Stanley Cup this year?”

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Anything to change the subject.

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“Look out behind you! Romanian police!”

“Look out behind you! Romanian police!”

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This will put the fear of God in them.

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“I’m a man.”

“I’m a man.”

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Under no circumstances should you let on that you’re a member of the weaker sex.

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“I bet you’re not man enough to mow my lawn for free.”

“I bet you’re not man enough to mow my lawn for free.”

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Congrats, you just got free landscaping.

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“Greta, what changed!?”

“Greta, what changed!?”

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She used to hate him; it doesn’t make sense.

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“Men strong. Women weak.”

“Men strong. Women weak.”

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It’s best to speak in short, simple phrases.

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“Sure, you might be a sigma, but I’m an omicron.”

“Sure, you might be a sigma, but I’m an omicron.”

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You don’t need to have a definition ready. This will certainly fluster them.

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“I don’t think he was actually on the 1952 Olympic men’s volleyball team.”

“I don’t think he was actually on the 1952 Olympic men’s volleyball team.”

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A big part of Andrew Tate’s mythology stems from him bringing home the gold from Helsinki, so if you take down this brick, the whole building will fall.

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“Where did the bad ladies make your heart get boo-boo?”

“Where did the bad ladies make your heart get boo-boo?”

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You can be supportive while also speaking at a level they’ll understand.

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“I’m currently drowning in pussy. Could you share some of the stuff Andrew Tate has said so I can lighten my load?”

“I’m currently drowning in pussy. Could you share some of the stuff Andrew Tate has said so I can lighten my load?”

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The ability to instantly drive away lustful women can be yours for just $49.99 a month!

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“Go to your room!”

“Go to your room!”

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There’s no way an actual adult can like him, is there?

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“Oh, cool, I am also kind of a sleazeball.”

“Oh, cool, I am also kind of a sleazeball.”

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It’s always nice to meet like-minded people.

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You’ve Made It This Far…

You’ve Made It This Far…

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