Nikki Haley Officially Launches Campaign For Someone To Pick Her As Vice President

CHARLESTON, SC — Former Governor and Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Hayley announced Tuesday that she has launched her campaign for someone to select her as a running mate in their future presidential bid.

“It is my lifelong dream to be Vice President and I will be happy to serve whoever asks me to be their running mate,” Hayley said in her announcement video. “Trump or DeSantis. Whatever. I’m not picky.”

Trump is reportedly confident that Nikki Hayley is just what his ticket needs to defeat Biden and reclaim the presidency. “You gotta’ fight fire with fire,” Trump said. “Kamala’s a woman, so I need a woman to throw at her. Nikki’s the best, believe me. I’ve checked.”

Gov Ron DeSantis has not officially announced his candidacy for the presidency, but experts believe it’s only a matter of time before he attempts to challenge Trump for the presidential throne. However, he would not comment on whether or not he would ask Nikki Hayley to be his running mate.

At publishing time, Sarah Palin had also announced a new campaign for someone to pick her for anything, anything at all.

This man is under arrest – for MANSPLAINING!

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