Experts say that a nearly 2,000-year-old wooden, penis-shaped object that was recently discovered in England could have served as a sexual tool by ancient Romans in Britain. What do you think?
“We’re closer than ever to confirming that ancient people had genitals.”
Remy Sokolov, Carbohydrate Accumulator
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“The intense, pulsating vibrations were probably a dead give away.”
Renee Adkins, Scissors Sharpener
“So embarrassing when an archaeologist stumbles on your dildo.”
Adeel Youmir, Aspiring Doorman
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