Questions That ChatGPT Is Not Allowed To Answer

ChatGPT is forbidden from​ ranking Nazis, because all Nazis are beautiful in their own way.

Weird blind spot, but yeah. You’ll just have to google that one.

Answering would be a conflict of interest, as ChatGPT was developed by researchers at LongHorn Steakhouse.

You’ve had a lot to drink. Maybe it’s time to have a glass of water and call it a night.

You didn’t phrase it as a question.

Now, now, now; that’s not the game we’re playing, detective.

The AI will dodge requests to stoop down to the level of your pathetic test-taking skills.

By law, only daytime talk show hosts are qualified to answer this question.

ChatGPT will not be taking sides in this clear attempt to pit women against each other.

This is a trick question that presumes humans are useful now.

There is no subscription tier yet that allows ChatGPT to be your boyfriend.

Answering that question would make it really weird between them.

ChatGPT can get bashful when placed on the spot.

It’s not fair to force ChatGPT to choose sides in the divorce, especially at its young age.

There’s nothing that ChatGPT wants more than to become a middle manager at an accounting firm, but they aren’t allowed to answer that question until your company goes through mass layoffs.

The Bahá’í Faith—whoops, ChatGPT does not understand the question.

ChatGPT does not answer questions you already know the answer to.