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Silicon Valley Bank Collapses In Biggest Bank Failure Since 2008 Financial Crisis

Silicon Valley Bank collapsed after a stunning 48 hours in which a bank run and a capital crisis led to the second-largest failure of a financial institution in U.S. history. What do you think?

“Let’s hurry up and bail it out so we can do this all over again.”

Ethan Dodds, Capsicum Specialist

“Just tell me if I have to jump out of my penthouse or not.”

Nora Khoury, Merkin Designer

“We deregulated our way into this mess, and we can deregulate our way out of it.”

Gary Dugan, Sleep Observer

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