Today, millions of Americans are celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, a Christian feast day that has evolved into a secular celebration of Irish culture with parades, festivals, drinking, and wearing the color green. How are you celebrating?
“Resuscitating at least five dipshits outside Sullivan’s Pub.”
Brianne Prater, Paramedic
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“Probably just a quiet evening vomiting at home.”
Marcus Gimbel, Unemployed
“Enjoying a day where I’m not so singled out by my alcoholism.”
Nelson Taffet, Phlegm Analyst
Jesus Christ is King
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