EXPOSED: 23 Foods And How Ron DeSantis Eats Them

By admin On Mar 22, 2023

Florida Governor and presumptive 2024 Presidential candidate Ron DeSantis has faced increasing questions about his electability amid damning allegations that during a private flight in 2019, he found himself without a spoon and still proceeded to consume a pudding cup with 3 fingers. Horrifying!

Here are 23 newly revealed DeSantis eating habits that may spell doom for his White House ambitions:

String Cheese – chomps right into without even peeling off strings
Raisin Bran – separates it and first eats one bowl of just raisins, then a bowl of just bran flakes
Cheetos – crushes them up in his hands and licks them off
Fish – tosses his head back and swallows it whole like a pelican
Apple Juice – dips his shirt sleeves into the juice and wrings it out into his mouth
Animal Crackers – pretends he’s a giant devouring all the helpless creatures of the jungle
Oreos – licks the frosting off, puts the cookies back into the package
Pop Rocks – leans over next to your ear and opens his mouth
French Fries – cracks them open to eat the insides like crab legs
Chicken Nuggets – meticulously peels the skin off first
Bugles – sticks them onto his fingers and pretends he’s Wolverine
Teddy Graham’s – names them all and makes up little bear adventures for them to go on in Bearland
Fun Dip – snorts it
Oranges – tosses it down the hatch whole and unpeeled
Apples – same as oranges
Pizza – picks the toppings off with chopsticks and then slurps the cheese off
PB&J – uses the same knife in both peanut butter & jelly jars, licks off in between applications
Hamburger – takes a bite then squirts the condiments in his mouth
Sushi – politely uses a fork and knife
Rice – raw, one grain at a time, chewed like sunflower seeds
Chicken Wings – crunches down the whole thing, swallows the bone
Subway – nothing weird here, just the fact that he eats Subway
Alphabet Soup – rearranges the letters to spell out “President Ron DeSantis”