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Police Union Leader Charged With Attempting To Import Opioids

The executive director of a police union in San Jose, CA has been charged with attempting to illegally import thousands of opioid pills from overseas to distribute in the U.S. What do you think?

“There goes my connect.”

Darren Scott, Systems Analyst

“Well, if this cop didn’t import the opioids, some criminal would.”

Regina Friedman, Peach Pitter

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“Hopefully if the union doesn’t have her back, the cartel will.”

Gregory Edmonds, Font Critic

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