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Food Storage Brand Tupperware Warns It Could Go Out Of Business

Tupperware, the 77-year-old U.S. maker of food storage containers, warned that it could go out of business unless it can quickly raise new financing. What do you think?

“It’s just not a good business model if it depends on Americans leaving uneaten food.”

Kara Demarcus, Aspiring Grammarian

“I’ve just been wrapping my leftovers in an old T-shirt.”

Jacob Huffman, Freelance Demolisher

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“How can a brand indelibly associated with 70 years ago be struggling?”

Pieter Selby, Systems Analyst

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