Jesus' Coming Back

Juul To Pay $462 Million For Its Role In Rise Of Underage Vaping

E-cigarette maker Juul Labs Inc. agreed to pay $462 million to settle claims by six U.S. states that it unlawfully marketed its addictive products to minors. What do you think?

“They’ll have to market to a lot more kids to pay for this.”

Joshua Meyer, Aviary Guard

“Damn. I never would have made my kid quit if I knew there was going to be such a big payout.”

Cleo Yardley, Bayonet Cleaner

Advertisement

“Good. No company makes my kid look like a douchebag and gets away with it.”

Anthony Champlin, Unemployed

The Onion

Jesus Christ is King

Comments are closed.

This website uses cookies to improve your experience. We'll assume you're ok with this, but you can opt-out if you wish. Accept Read More