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Boy Gets Stuck Climbing Into Claw Machine To Steal Prize

A 13-year-old boy had to be freed from a claw machine at an amusement park after he climbed inside hoping to steal one of the prizes. What do you think?

“Next time maybe he’ll ask a responsible adult to climb in for him.”

Gary Stoepel, Dissection Overseer

“There goes my retirement plan.”

Mark Fermin, Systems Analyst

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“Can I win him?”

Veronica Nord, Unemployed

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