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Biden Announces 2024 Reelection Bid

President Biden officially announced his bid for reelection Tuesday morning, saying in a solemn launch video that he wants to “finish the job” he started when the country was racked by a deadly pandemic, a reeling economy and a teetering democracy. What do you think?

“Who better to capture my weariness?”

Donny Latimer, Unemployed

“If he needs the money to retire that badly, maybe he should just have a fundraiser.”

Hank Brennan, Building Climber

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“Okay, but can anyone tell me if this is the most important election of my lifetime or not?”

Renee Sheridan, Bookmark Artist

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