Local Aerosmith Fan Sad This Last Time She’ll Be Giving Steven Tyler Head After Concert

SUNRISE, FL—Admitting that even the most incredible trips had to come to an end, local Aerosmith fan Tara Andrade, 67, told reporters Tuesday that she was sad this would be the last time she’d be giving Steven Tyler head after a concert. “It’s been a long, crazy adventure, and it’s tough to let go, but it’s awesome that they’re rolling through town so I can go down on Steven one last time,” said Andrade, growing wistful as she reflected that ever since she first performed fellatio on Tyler in her late teens during the band’s 1975 Toys In The Attic tour, she’d prided herself on never missing the chance to suck off the flamboyant lead singer. “There’s something about hearing him hit those kick-ass notes during ‘Dream On’ and then later taking him into my mouth that always gives me goose bumps. And it’s more meaningful than pure thrills, too. Anytime I ran into a tough spot over the decades, I could always remember that someday soon I’d be backstage blowing the Demon of Screamin’, and that’d get me through. Thank God we’ve got one last hurrah where I can see his erect penis up close and personal. Rock and roll never dies, baby.” At press time, Andrade added that she was also excited to introduce her 37-year-old daughter to Tyler’s erection and what made it so special.