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If you know someone who’s a fan of Louder With Crowder host and world-class husband Steven Crowder, here are the things you should never say to them.
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“Wives for sale! Brand-new docile submissive wives for sale here!”
“Wives for sale! Brand-new docile submissive wives for sale here!”
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You’re going to be swamped with orders.
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“Your guy really fucked up not taking that $50 million deal from The Daily Wire.”
“Your guy really fucked up not taking that $50 million deal from The Daily Wire.”
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Crowder fans don’t appreciate the implication that the guy making money off anger and fear lacks a keen business sense.
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“Alex Jones is hotter.”
“Alex Jones is hotter.”
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Attractiveness is subjective.
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“God, how is our society so fucked up that you can celebrate and enjoy a man whose entire identity is based around hatred and vitriol?”
“God, how is our society so fucked up that you can celebrate and enjoy a man whose entire identity is based around hatred and vitriol?”
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Spoken like someone who’s going to hell.
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“Seems like he was abusive to his ex-wife.”
“Seems like he was abusive to his ex-wife.”
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That’s just icing on the cake, dummy.
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“I guess Ring cameras are pretty effective at capturing antisocial and abusive behavior after all.”
“I guess Ring cameras are pretty effective at capturing antisocial and abusive behavior after all.”
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Don’t remind them.
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“He crawled back to YouTube even after they demonetized him? What a cuck!”
“He crawled back to YouTube even after they demonetized him? What a cuck!”
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Fans are more than aware of this dark, cucked episode in Crowder’s professional history.
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“I hate gay people.”
“I hate gay people.”
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Not mean enough.
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“Have you ever felt love once in your life?”
“Have you ever felt love once in your life?”
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Not yet, but they’re sure to once Stockholm syndrome kicks in.
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“Damn, he’s only 35 years old? He looks rough.”
“Damn, he’s only 35 years old? He looks rough.”
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That’s not really fair, as he actually looks pretty good compared to most of his much younger viewers.
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“No way. I’m a huge piece of shit, too!”
“No way. I’m a huge piece of shit, too!”
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Please. You wish you could be as big of a piece of shit as someone who likes Steven Crowder.
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“Do you verbally and emotionally abuse your partner?”
“Do you verbally and emotionally abuse your partner?”
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You know very well that they have no one.
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“Of all the raging conservatives out there, he’s the one you’re listening to?”
“Of all the raging conservatives out there, he’s the one you’re listening to?”
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Reminding them there are legions of shrieking right-wing pundits they could enjoy the content of might make them question how they’re spending their time.
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“I’m leaving you for Steven Crowder.”
“I’m leaving you for Steven Crowder.”
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A betrayal from all sides on a scale nearly impossible to fathom.
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“I am not white.”
“I am not white.”
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It’s best not to provoke them, given their naturally aggressive disposition.
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“Women.”
“Women.”
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Crowder’s fans prefer to call them “property.”
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“We met him, and he was shorter than we thought he’d be.”
“We met him, and he was shorter than we thought he’d be.”
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Insulting the manhood of one of the nation’s strongest, most virile men who sits behind a desk and complains is tantamount to violence.
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“Love is real.”
“Love is real.”
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Everyone knows love is a left-wing conspiracy designed to undercut the free market.
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You’ve Made It This Far…
You’ve Made It This Far…
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