It’s almost time to celebrate America’s birthday, which means millions of citizens will be putting on obnoxiously patriotic displays to totally irritate their liberal neighbors. With the hotdogs, flags (the non-gay ones), and fireworks soon to be flying, wouldn’t it be great if you had the perfect t-shirt to show you’re a REAL American?
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