Things You Should Never Say To A Marijuana Mom

It’s not your place to tell a mother she’s not using quality herb.

Yes, but it’s an entirely different culture there.

Whatever, nerd.

Not their fault that their kid is a loser who can’t handle their weed.

Wait, so where’s the turkey?

Keep the insults directed at the mom’s clothing.

Great, time for a 20-minute lecture on the virtues of something probably called the “Groove Stew” or “Funk Apothecary” or whatever.

Don’t be pushy. Let her get into fentanyl when she’s ready.

Now that parenting is legal in many states this isn’t as remarkable as you think.

You’re in for a monologue on why this children’s show is amazing when blazed.

Breast milk has a low fat content and therefore is not an ideal carrier for THC edibles.

Any responsible mother has a chill-out tent with bottled water and orange slices if things get out of hand.

No mother wants to think about something like that happening to their kid.

Don’t try and cause a rift between drug-themed parenting groups.

For mothers who smoke to alleviate headaches, this could be particularly devastating news.

It’s important to them that you know you two are not the same.

You’re ruining the vibe.